Land of the Lost (2009)
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|MPAA||Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, and for language including a drug reference|
Sex & Nudity
- In Will's gift shop, there are several mugs shaped to look like a womans breasts. Will holds the mug up and says, "The perfect woman, a big ol' set of boobies, no head, and a handle".These mugs are in FULL view throughout the scene.
- Will says to Dr. Rick and Cha-Ka, "How much will it cost me to have you two french kiss?" Rick then says, "If it doesn't leave the three of us I'll do it right now for free." they then pretend like they are going to "make out" but they don't.
- Waking up from being high, Rick, Will and Cha-Ka are laying on their sides holding each other. Will and Cha-Ka are in a position where their faces are in the crotch area of the other one and Rick is behind Cha-Ka.
- There's a scene where two sleestak are supposed to be mating, and Will says, " I think he is about to tap that ass" this is said twice. There are some crude terms for sex or sexual content.
- When Rick, Holly, and Will are on the hill before rescuing Cha-ka, Rick asks WIll, "Man are you touching yourself?"
- When the group is meeting Cha-ka for the first time, Cha-ka grabs Holly's breasts several times and continues to do so throughout the movie. Will also grabs her breast.
- Will describes going 6 years without female intimacy.
- When Rick gives up on his mission, he lies down and tells the group he is going to stick his hand half-way his pants.
- Will tells Rick and Holly that they are going to get wet. Rick tells him his machinery cannot get wet and Will says "Not you Marry Popins. Bow-chicka-wow-wow."
- When Rick and Will find a vibrating object, Will tells Holly she should sit on it.
- When Cha-Ka refers to sex (in his language) he does pelvic thrusting motions.
- Cha-Ka touches Rick's crotch several times in one scene, he then humps Rick's leg.
- There's a scene where a few semi-naked women walk up to Will and Cha-Ka, but they have something (very small) covering their bottoms, and their hair covers their breasts, however the sides of the breasts are exposed.
- Will Ferrell takes off his shirt at one point to reveal a thin and immodest undershirt (exposing his belly in the process), and rolls up his shorts to an inappropriate length. He then walks around like this for some time. This is of course very funny and not inthe slightist offensive.
Violence & Gore
- A man gets his arm severed, but there's no gore, and it is very comic.
- A very big mosquito sucks a man's blood from his back. We see the mosquito full of blood. Due to bloodloss, the man falls over unconsious, squashing the mosquito. Blood splatters everywhere.
- An Allosaurus is blown apart from the inside and all the gore explodes all over the ground.
- A T-Rex steps on someone. No gore.
- An offensive remark about Polish people being called "one of the greatest dummies of he world".
- one mouthed use of fuck, several instances of shit, goddamn, bitch, bastard, and other swear words.
- Pussy is used twice as well as Puss
- When Rick gets to the Land of the Lost he says "Matt Lauer can suck it!" When returns to earth he then writes a book entitled "Matt Lauer Can Suck It"
- Cha-Ka describes the narcotic drink and explains one side effect is feeling a "zombie d*ck" in your bowels.
- Dr. Rick tells Cha-Ka, "The love I feel for you is a billion times greater than the love Jesus felt for mankind when he died on the cross for our sins."
- One usage of the middle finger.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
- Rick smokes on the today show briefly, and the guy tells him its not allowed, he smokes again later in the movie. bobb'e thompson makes a reference to pot in his cameo.
- Cha-Ka gives Dr. Rick and Will a fruit to drink the juice. After they drink, they realize it makes them high. The scene continues with several references to and acts of being high.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
- see violence and gore.
- A man pours at least 5 gallons of dino urine on his head. He also drinks some of it. Even though this scene is funny, it may gross out several people.