Dragon Ball (1986–2003)
Krillin: Slow down! You know if I lose my grip on you I'll fall through this cloud!
Goku: Well if you would stop thinking bad thoughts then it wouldn't be a problem!
Krillin: Fat chance.
Goku: Hey Krillin look, do you think Master Roshi would like that lady over there?
Krillin: You mean I have to look down? Goku that's a man!
Goku: Really? How can you tell? Gosh, they all look pretty much the same to me.
Krillin: Huh? You're joking, right? I mean you really can't tell the difference?
Goku: Well, usually I can figure it out. I just have to touch them first.
Krillin: Hmm? In case you couldn't tell, I'm a boy.
[regarding Goku taking on the Red Ribbon Army]
Woman: Goku, you must listen to me. Do you have any idea what you're up against?
Goku: Sure. Scumbags.
General White: But if that's how you feel, I'll be glued to my monitor watching as you are reduced to nothing but a pile of those little chicken bones that you put in salt!
Anonymous RRA Soldier: So then an accountant tells me they'll have to take it out of my next pay check and I'm just like, "Wait a minute, man! The ribbon should come *with* the uniform! Free! End of discussion!"
Anonymous RRA Soldier #2: At least you didn't let him walk on ya.
Anonymous RRA Soldier #2: A Dragonball just hit your head!
Anonymous RRA Soldier: ...Huh?
General Blue: This boy has laid waste to two of our best regiments and I will not be the third! He may possess some skill, but there is one thing I know for certain and that is... nothing lasts forever!
Colonel Silver: It's here somewhere, buried in all this crap! Think very carefully, the next word you say could determine the quality of the rest of your life.
Goku: Well, this blows.
Commander Silver: What have you got in here?
Goku: None of your business.
Commander Silver: Okay then I'll give you one last chance give me that dragon ball.
Goku: No. I need those dragon balls.
Goku: You'll regret it if you make me come up there.
Red Ribbon Solider: Okay.
Colonel Silver: Good afternoon! You'll have to excuse the temper of my men; they've been traveling all day and it's left them a bit... irritable.
Colonel Silver: I'll ask the questions here. Now tell me, what do you want with the Dragonballs, and how did you manage to find so easily what my entire *army* could not?